I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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