Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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