all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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