If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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