After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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