oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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