I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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