Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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