yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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