it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
They have beer where we have blood.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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