if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
oh god the rape fog is back!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
