About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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