I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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