talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
two words...techno handjob
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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