Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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