I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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