Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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