she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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