Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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