id be glad to
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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