Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
