it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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