Me too!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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