i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
