Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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