My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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