I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
