Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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