Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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