She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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