i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Who wears a wallet chain?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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