We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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