It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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