So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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