Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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