are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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