I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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