what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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