Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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