I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
