hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
