Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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