I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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