I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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