I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my god I love twenty year old dicks
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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