He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
