K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have post one night stand depression
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