OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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