you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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