What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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