For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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