I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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