weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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