so explain again why im purple
no
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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