Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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