my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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